look at these fucking idiots oh my god
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
we can send a man to the moon and google have developed robots that are advancing so quickly we can’t explain their intelligence- we now have 3D printers and the blood of a woman on her menstrual cycle has been found to have incredibly powerful healing properties. but the entire human race will still not admit that we all pick our noses
i wanna buy some girl scout cookies
What. The. Fuck.
So basically what I’m getting from this guy is I should buy as many boxes as I can afford
because being taught to be an individual, being a feminist, or even just being an independent woman who can think and take care of herself OBVIOUSLY leads to “lesbianism”.
Men who have this bizarre deep-set terror of women thinking for themselves/not needing men for anything but platonic interaction are really fuckin sad
Is it wrong that I want to shout “BE PREPARED FOR LESBIANS” at the top of my lungs now?
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO BUY ALL THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
They support ‘Planned parenthood, abortion and lesbianism’?
EVERYONE should support all three of those things and I fail to see how the Girl Scouts supporting them is in any way anything but a positive thing
THIN MINTS FOR LESBIANISM YEAH!
now I’m proud to be a Girl Scout